No Seed Oils. No Compromises.

The Cleanest Cakes on the Planet

Real Food, No Junk

Fuel Your Day the Right Way

ISN’T IT TIME?

GLYPHOSATE FREE. SEED OIL FREE. LACTOSE FREE.

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No see oils, no glyphosate, and no dairy.Beef bone broth derived protein.

What We’re Up Against

...No, Seriously. These Are Their Actual Ingredients.

🔥 Seed Oils – Linked to obesity, inflammation, and hormone disruption

☠️ Preservatives – Known to mess with gut health & long-term metabolism

🧪 Glyphosate – The same pesticide that’s banned in multiple countries

🛑 Bleached Flour – Stripped of nutrients, loaded with synthetic junk

⚠️ Added Sugars – The metabolic time-bomb hidden in "protein" foods

Now You Know. Stop Buying Poison.

Thank us later.

No Seed Oils

Made with coconut oil. Let’s skip the seed oils. Mother Nature’s finest beats Big Agriculture every time.

No Glyphosate

Certified glyphosate free. (>7 ppm) No hidden weed killers here—just pure, clean food.

Beef Collagen

No cheap hormone-laden milk protein. We use beef collagen for potential benefits like better gut health, healthier skin, and improved sleep. Plus it’s lactose-free!

Best-for-You Option

Lactose-free, glyphosate-free, and seed oil-free. We don’t settle for “better for you.” We’re all about “best for you.”

Science-Backed Benefits

Muscle Recovery

Quality protein, balanced macros, and a nutrient dense formula to fuel your life.*

Abundant Energy

Our unique blend of natural fats, proteins, and clean carbs keep you energized throughout the day.*

Better Digestion

Lactose intolerant? Dairy allergy? Egg allergy? Well we got you covered! Dairy free, lactose free, and egg free!*

Stronger Hair, Skin, and Nails

Bovine collagen has been shown to promote hair, skin, and nail health.*

See Why Real People Are Ditching Fake 'Health' Foods"

Save loved ones from seed oils, preservatives, glyphosate, and worse.

Upgrade Your Breakfast.

We know what you're thinking,

Another breakfast product promising the world? Well, call us crazy, but we believe it’s a bad idea to feed your family pesticides, seed oils, and cheap, bovine growth hormone lactose-filled milk protein. That’s why Beef Cakes are packed with bone broth protein, organic wheat, and coconut oil—without the garbage. Whether you’re in the mood for protein pancakes, protein oats, or protein waffles, Beef Cakes are your go-to. Quick, nutritious, and delicious!

The Best Pancakes. Period.

Did we mention they’re the best-tasting pancakes on the market? No? Well we’re glad you asked, because they totally are. Don’t believe us? We offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee. We get it—breakfast betrayals sting. So to quote the great philosopher, Rick Astley, “We’re never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you!”

The Problem with Traditional Breakfasts

89% of Breakfasts

in the U.S. are high in empty carbs, refined sugars, and artificial ingredients—providing little to no nutritional value.

67% of Consumers

are searching for healthier breakfast options, but only 35% know where to find them.

Beef Cakes vs. The Rest

Feature Beef Cakes Other Protein Pancakes High-Sugar Breakfasts
Bioavailable Protein 🟢 Yes (Beef Collagen) 🟡 Minimal 🔴 None
No Seed Oils 🟢 Yes 🔴 No 🔴 No
No Glyphosate 🟢 Yes 🔴 No 🔴 No
Lactose-Free 🟢 Yes 🔴 No 🔴 No

The Real Breakfast Revolution

Tired of breakfast loaded with pesticides and industrial lubricants? So are we. Let’s fix that. Click below for free express shipping and start your mornings the right way.

Still have questions? See our FAQs or contact us.

  • Beef Collagen Protein: A bioavailable source of protein rich in amino acids.
  • Organic Wheat Flour: Provides essential carbohydrates and fiber.
  • Coconut Oil: A natural healthy fat alternative to seed oils.
  • Organic Oats: Keep it glyphosate free, ya know?

Yes, Beef Cakes are lactose-free. We use beef collagen protein instead of traditional milk proteins, making them suitable for individuals with lactose intolerance.

Beef Cakes contain wheat (gluten). They are produced in facilities that may also process nuts, soy, and other allergens. Please check the product label for detailed allergen information and consult with your healthcare provider if you have specific concerns.

  1. Fill your cup with 1/3 cup of water and stir until smooth.
  2. Microwave on high for 60 seconds, uncovered.
  3. Let it rest for 2 minutes (it’s hot!). Then enjoy your fluffy, protein-packed pancakes or oatmeal.

No, Beef Cakes are free from seed oils and glyphosate (a highly concerning pesticide). We prioritize sourcing high-quality ingredients to ensure you receive a pure and wholesome product.

  • Enhanced Joint Health: Rich in collagen and amino acids that support joint function.
  • Improved Gut Health: Gelatin content aids in digestion.
  • Healthy Skin and Nails: Supports collagen production for skin elasticity and nail strength.
  • Muscle Recovery: Provides essential amino acids for muscle repair.
  • Better Sleep: Contains glycine, which may promote restful sleep.

Beef Cakes contain collagen protein derived from beef, making them unsuitable for vegetarians and vegans.

Absolutely! We offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee. If you’re not completely satisfied with your purchase, please contact our customer service, and we’ll make it right.

Email: info@beefcakes.com

Phone: +1 (801) 521-5673‬

Beef Cakes have a shelf life of 12 months when stored in a cool, dry place. Please refer to the “Best By” date printed on the packaging.